otherwise known as British Telecommunications Plc.
Yes, the fight goes on, but it is finally drawing to a close. I have successfully finally managed to become a BT customer – i even have a (unconfirmed) phone number and an account number. They tell me that the line will be active by the end of Tuesday and that they won’t have to send anyone out to my flat.
Great.
Only took me 5 hours of saturday morning to get through to someone who could actually help. I have now spent nearly 7 hours on hold to them simply because they are incompetant and cannot see past their computer screens. This has also cost me a fortune in mobile phone bills as the silly on hold message neglects to mention i could have called from a payphone for free, i only heard that from the nice bloke at BT Openreach – who i was wrongly advised to call by customer services and although he couldnt really help he did make a few good suggestions.
Every time i called customer services i got a different story…
“I’m sorry sir but there is no line at that address”
“There hasn’t been service on that line for an extremely long time”
“When a previous tenant has their number transferred the old line becomes invalid”
I think that the best one is the first one, i simply thought to myself “well, Mr BT Man, i know that you’re lying to me as im looking at the line right now”. Even after explaining that i can get a dial tone, call BT Line Test 17070, use the Reminder call feature (*55* – and it actually calls me back (thanks for the free alarm clock BT!!)) and get through to emergency services, they refused to admit there had ever been a line there and wanted to send someone out.
Sending someone out would have been fine if they hadnt told me that the only advance notice i would get would be that they would call me on the day they were coming to say so – this turns out to be another white lie by BT, Openreach told me that they call to arrange a mutually suitable date to come and sort it out.
But as it happens no one needs to come out, and if they had it would have been a completely pointless exercise. However, i’ve still been sucked in to paying the ?124.99 ‘new line installation’ charge. Ahem, ‘new line’? they had better send me a reel of cable and a spare BT Master box in the post then, after all, i have paid for it.
When i finally got the line ordered, they still refused to admit the previous tenant had service with BT – i even asked them to look at her account, which he SAID he did (i’m not convinced) because the previous tenant (now a neighbour) wouldn’t lie about somthing silly like that, she had a line with BT and had ADSL also (though im not sure if that was with BT or not).
No matter, once the line is active, i will write a letter to the head of customer services enclosing an invoice for the inconvinience they have caused me. 7 hours on hold, not getting a straight story, being lied to, being passed through to departments which are closed, being hung up on by their customer ‘service’ represenatives.
In absolute honesty, i have never encountered a worse to deal with company. The laughable part is that this is the hassle i get trying to become a customer, what is it going to be like when i want to leave?
In other news, Tiscali have announced that they have bought Pipex! WHY! I cry, why must i be eternally chased by Tiscali are they that desperate to have me as a customer? (unlike BT who are desperate not to have me as a customer) Unfortunatly all my domain names are managed by 123-reg which is owned by pipex, now owned by tiscali. That’s one thing i can’t so easily change, however i will be changing ISP as soon as i can. I am getting Be Unlimited down here (along with a nice static IP) and will probably go to Demon at home.
According to the Wikipedia tech specs for a standard ADSL2+ DSLAM and my distance from exchange, i can expect to recieve around 22-23meg speeds with Be, once my line is in, i will be able to get it ordered they say 1-3 weeks installation, i do hope its more 1 than 3.
Work wise, the second week went well, im picking up C++ reasonably quickly, there are a few things i want to get my head round before i will be more comfortable, but i have an array of books to look as well as the internet at work.
Internet. Hmm, well, i have no internet at home for the time being, not least until BT pull their finger out, right now im on G over Bluetooth, thats right G, not 3G or anything fancy, just plain old simple G.
Speedy.
I have added a new Blogroll link now, as well as MattJ’s good old blog (trying to get www.matt-j.co.uk up to the top of google like me) and Right Way Forward, a Conservative blog by Stephen Haraldsen. I have to say right here and now:
*** THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED AT WWW.RIGHTWAYFORWARD.COM MAY OR MAY NOT COINCIDE WITH MY OWN. THEY ARE ENTIRELY THE OPINION OF THAT SITES AUTHOR ***
There you go Steve, disclaimer added.
Speaking of top of google, if you google the right things you get my site, one of the most common is DBPx fellside, but another i have noticed is also recycled tfts – it results in the Crazy Dave site, somthing of a joke really, but if you wish to check it out when toddle off to www.crazydave.org.uk.
Well, i think thats all for now, blogging will be quite intermittant the next few weeks until i get internet sorted, so bear with me. I should be buying more tech soon so i will blog about that, in a review sort of style…maybe.